F*** Pumpkin Spice Tea

$30.00

An immunity powerhouse.

A naturally sweet blend spiced with warm cinnamon and nutmeg up front, honeyed vanilla undertone, gentle earthy creaminess, and a soft, soothing finish.

This blend is crafted to fortify your immune system and help your body recover with ease.

3.5oz | Caffeine-Free | Organic

An immunity powerhouse.

A naturally sweet blend spiced with warm cinnamon and nutmeg up front, honeyed vanilla undertone, gentle earthy creaminess, and a soft, soothing finish.

This blend is crafted to fortify your immune system and help your body recover with ease.

3.5oz | Caffeine-Free | Organic

Serving Notes

Drink twice daily for recovery and once daily for steady, preventative care.

Cold Preparation:

  1. Add 1 tbsp of tea blend per 8 oz of cold water.

  2. Steep in the fridge for 6–8 hours (overnight works beautifully).

  3. Strain and serve over ice.

  4. Optional:

    • Add a citrus twist for an extra layer of brightness.

    • Add homemade lemonade for an immune boosting treat even the kids will love.

Hot Preparation:

  1. Use 1 tbsp of tea blend per 8 oz of water.

  2. Pour freshly boiled water (just off the boil) over the blend.

  3. Steep covered 7-10 minutes for a lighter cup, or 20+ minutes for a richer, deeply spiced flavor and all the medicinal goodness.

  4. Enjoy as is, or:

    • Sweeten with honey, agave, or maple to highlight the cinnamon and rooibos.

    • Latte-style: steep extra strong, then top with hot milk and a dusting of cinnamon.

Meet Your Plant Allies

Pumpkin
Shields your immune system & nourishes your skin.

  • Rich in antioxidants (Vitamins A, B, C & E, potassium, magnesium) that strengthen immunity and vision.

  • Supports skin health with beta-carotene and vitamin C.

Marshmallow Root
Supports respiratory and digestive health.

  • Moisturizes and soothes the respiratory tract, easing coughs and dry throats.

  • Forms a protective layer in the stomach, supporting digestion and prebiotic activity.

  • Encourages urinary tract health by gently flushing toxins.

Nutmeg
Supports restful sleep, heart health, and digestion.

  • Calms the digestive system, easing bloating, indigestion, and waste elimination.

  • Promotes heart health by lowering blood pressure and balancing cholesterol.

  • Supports sleep and relaxation with mild sedative properties.

  • Helps regulate oral health by reducing harmful bacteria in the mouth.

Cinnamon (Peruvian Canela Bark)
Protects against illness by resorting homeostasis.

  • Helps balance blood sugar by improving insulin sensitivity.

  • Reduces inflammation.

  • Enhances memory and cognitive function.

  • Provides antimicrobial protection.

Red Rooibos
Fortifies bones, skin, and heart while easing stress.

  • Rich in antioxidants that protect cells and reduce risk of chronic diseases.

  • Supports bone health with calcium and magnesium.

  • Improves skin resilience to environmental stressors.

  • Helps calm the nervous system, reducing anxiety and supporting restful sleep.

Honeybush
Calms the nervous system, nourishes the heart, strengthens the body, and brightens the skin.

  • Anti-inflammatory compounds soothe digestion and improve respiratory comfort.

  • Provides minerals (calcium, magnesium, manganese) that fortify bones.

  • Promotes heart health by lowering blood pressure and cholesterol.

  • Calms stress and anxiety while improving skin clarity and reducing irritation.

This product and its descriptions are for educational and informational purposes only. Always consult with a qualified healthcare provider before adding new herbal products to your wellness routine, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or have existing health conditions.